Category: Meghan Markle

Meghan Markle Race Hustler launched in May 2018, the month and year, she married Prince “handbag” Harry. Markle dumped her rescue dog, Bogart to make this happen. Ironically, she became the Patron of Mayhew where they re-home animals. Who did she have to “sleep” with to get that gig? With all pun intended, Markle went on the Oprah Winfrey show to air her already soiled laundry. She hustled her race card to Oprah, but it was all a lie. It would be a few years later when the world caught on to this not so charming mixed race woman. The irony is that she lived virtually as a white woman in Hollywood. She didn’t care about titles either, albeit she wanted it so badly for her children. She also bills herself as the Duchess of Sussex. It would be great if she could fly away on her broom stick.

Meghan Markle’s Royal Downgrade

The TEAM at Gabrielle Bourne Media returned this week to glorious news. Meghan Markle’s Royal downgrade, with husband Harry, is complete! Instead of individual profiles, the two ‘grifters’ have a joint bio, as a footnote, rather than a full spread. Moreover, they are below Prince Andrew in the pecking order on the Royal Family website.

Spotify Fires Meghan Markle and Harry - Bill Simmons

Spotify Fired Meghan Markle

Oops she did it again! Spotify fired Meghan Markle and her boring podcast. Finally, Spotify’s $20M mistake came home to roost.

The Pinocchio Syndrome

The Pinocchio Syndrome is a pathological phenomenon where a person can’t stop lying. Whilst we disagree with Piers Morgan on many issues, he was correct about Meghan Markle. Subsequently, he coined her “Princess Pinocchio”.

Message for Harry and Meghan

Message for Harry and Meghan came in the form of an “eviction notice”. No ‘stately home’ in the UK for the Ginge and his Cringey wife. In the words of Yeomni Park, who escaped North Korea, “Lady you really do not know what oppression looks like”.

Jeremy Clarkson Meghan Markle

Here is how the blockheads responded via the BBC and their mysterious “spokesperson”. We are going to add direct quotes, so we can all have a good laugh at their hypocrisy. They called The Sun’s apology a “PR Stunt”.

Harry and Meghan Netflix Flop

Harry and Meghan Netflix flop proves they are not sustainable as producers or leaders. They are a one trick pony, dishing dirt on the Royals.

Ngozi Fulani is a Fraud

What happened to the thousands of pounds ‘donated’ to Sistah Space? Ngozi Fulani is a fraud and a hypocrite. She is also a Meghan Markle sycophant, who praised her in… Read more »

Twitter Verification is Overrated

Twitter verification is overrated. Even the blue check mark descriptions have changed under Elon Musk. Most blue check marks now say, “Legacy” account. Not really notable. In 2013, we wrote how Twitter went public.

Emily Andrews Meghan Markle

Let’s call a spade a spade. Emily Andrews Meghan Markle sycophancy is a superficial attempt to be relevant. Andrews will likely make shit up.

Meghan Markle Royal Demotion

The Meghan Markle Royal demotion is only the beginning. Moreover, the palace and King Charles III have to be consistent with the changes they are planning to the Monarchy. The current royal succession line up is a real mess. Additionally, the incoherent attempt to demote her from the website the weekend of 24th September 2022 was clumsy, at best.