Category: Meghan Markle

Meghan Markle Race Hustler launched in May 2018, the month and year, she married Prince “handbag” Harry. Markle dumped her rescue dog, Bogart to make this happen. Ironically, she became the Patron of Mayhew where they re-home animals. Who did she have to “sleep” with to get that gig? With all pun intended, Markle went on the Oprah Winfrey show to air her already soiled laundry. She hustled her race card to Oprah, but it was all a lie. It would be a few years later when the world caught on to this not so charming mixed race woman. The irony is that she lived virtually as a white woman in Hollywood. She didn’t care about titles either, albeit she wanted it so badly for her children. She also bills herself as the Duchess of Sussex. It would be great if she could fly away on her broom stick.

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Meghan Markle’s Royal Downgrade

The TEAM at Gabrielle Bourne Media returned this week to glorious news. Meghan Markle’s Royal downgrade, with husband Harry, is complete! Instead of individual profiles, the two ‘grifters’ have a joint bio, as a footnote, rather than a full spread. Moreover, they are below Prince Andrew in the pecking order on the Royal Family website.

The Pinocchio Syndrome - Meghan Harry Privacy Tour NYC

The Pinocchio Syndrome

The Pinocchio Syndrome is a pathological phenomenon where a person can’t stop lying. Whilst we disagree with Piers Morgan on many issues, he was correct about Meghan Markle. Subsequently, he coined her “Princess Pinocchio”.

Message for Harry and Meghan Who Gives a Shit

Message for Harry and Meghan

Message for Harry and Meghan came in the form of an “eviction notice”. No ‘stately home’ in the UK for the Ginge and his Cringey wife. In the words of Yeomni Park, who escaped North Korea, “Lady you really do not know what oppression looks like”.

Meghan Markle Royal Demotion

Meghan Markle Royal Demotion

The Meghan Markle Royal demotion is only the beginning. Moreover, the palace and King Charles III have to be consistent with the changes they are planning to the Monarchy. The current royal succession line up is a real mess. Additionally, the incoherent attempt to demote her from the website the weekend of 24th September 2022 was clumsy, at best.